if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks withouts saying anything before talking daily for a while.
the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships
Is it childish to want to write the raunchiest orgy fic going after having my smut pulled from ff.net?
Which smut was pulled off? :( And no, write it.
They removed Now or Never??? [rhetorical] Why?
All my smut, everything M rated. So I’m moving everything to AO3
Noo :( That smut was helping me get through some rough days this week. What injustice!
It will be back up on AO3 this week. Same pen name.
its weird because I can still go read all of it on ff.net
Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
My final comparison of Frozen and Rose of the Guardians needs to be written down. I think Jack’s “ice powers” look pretty, better than Elsa’s my opinion is irrelevant but thats what i think.
Jack’s powers look natural because he’s a part of nature, Elsa’s aren’t natural in slightest.
I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
I don’t think English has a word for the emotion you feel when you intensely want to be alone, and being physically close to people, hearing their voices, speaking, or making eye contact feels heavy and crushing and unpleasant. Your patience wears thin and even the nicest people…
why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???
So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?
I dont know if im going yet. I haven’t made up my mind yet. It’s up in the air at the moment. I plan to smother him with myself. He wouldn’t be able to walk.
Admittedly, the more scared you look the more they gun for you. At least at Knotts they do. If you walk with confidence they pretty much leave you be. Two friends and I did an experiment a year or so ago: switching between a bitchin’ red coat, a low cut top, and a cute fuzzy tiger hat. Low cut top + tiger hat + scared body language = monster bait. Red coat + confidence = no monsters
What happens if i get too confident. They’ll still come and get it! IT’S ALL A TRAP I WANNA GO BUT I DONT KNOW UGH I WISH I WAS BRAVE OR SOMETHING
Hahah no, don’t go “frat boy” cocky, just…like…like Jessica Rabbit! Yeah…like that!
Thank you <3
when ever I went to horror walks and haunted houses where people jump out at you, I would in a nice friendly tone say Hi and wave! it doesn’t throw them off but you sorta ease that tension.